Hat Tournament trash talk

From what I've seen, the only player who's guaranteed to be on your team right now is you. Do you think that's enough to claim the title championship already? Let's be serious, you're not Lenny....

...and your defense is so archaic, its like you're stuck in 2007.

If I'm missing something (are there acrually teams made already?) let me know

Higy, I'll give you 6 blueberry beers if you throw your game against my team. Unless we're on the same team, in which case that proposition becomes more difficult. Then we'd be winless, which is not cool.

Darren, your haircut is archaic. Seriously, how long has it been ... 12 days? Is your hairdresser coming to the tournament?

Darren you know as much about my team as I do.  And my defense was archaic and so 2007.  Now I'll be playing defense like it's 1993.

my team was 2-0 when i left, but i did pick andy to win it all.

everyone is just lucky I wasn't there... stupid injury...

 except of course the people who would have been on my team, they were unlucky that I wasnt there to help them win it all...

unless of course I would have been on the winning team, then I would have just helped them win even more...

my team was 5-0 when I left...

well said.